Your Secret Santa heard about your predilection for gadgets and how certain devices have failed you in more primitive locals. For this reason, Santa has searched through the finest in cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, engineering wizardry to find the perfect gift for you!

The gift in this box is truly amazing! Here is but a sampling of the things it can do.

• A Personal Communication Device - capable of notifying even the hearing impaired.
• A Remote-Keyless Entry System - usable on any vehicle or abode.
• A Personal Protection Device - when properly wielded, this gadget will deter even the most aggressive of attackers. (CAUTION: Limited range. Do not use if the assailant is holding a fire-arm on you!)
• A File Holder - can hold multiple papers and files.

And most of all:

• A Great Conversation Piece - with its clever design and unique styling, this device is truly, one of a kind! All your friends will be jealous and eager to get one themselves. Who knows? You just might start a new trend!

Your Secret Santa hopes that you enjoy your new toy and that you have a great Holiday. Oh, and donít forget to look for the upgrades and peripherals which will soon be released for your gadget.

( Sorry about the size, it is a prototype donít forget. Once the miniaturization engineers get hold of it, it will fit easily in the palm of your hand. )