Santa has found out about a couple of odd sides to your personality. If rumors are correct, then there was a time when you found your car without a battery when trying to head out for a while. Well, has Santa got the gift for you.
Just for those times when someone has stolen the battery from your car to keep you from leaving, you now have a spare. (Now available in a convenient pocket sized version.)
Santa would like to wish you a Merry Christmas, and interesting new year.