DEAREST
JENNIFER,
SANTA
HAS TO ADMIT THAT THIS HAS BEEN AN EXTRAORDINARY YEAR, EVEN BY YOUR
STANDARD. YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING THAT
YOU DESIRE. HOWEVER, SANTA HAS A
LIMITED BUDGET THIS YEAR SO HE HAS TO MAKE HIS BUCKS COUNT.
SANTA
HAS HEARD ABOUT YOUR RECENT RUN-IN WITH THE DENTIST AND SANTA HAS GONE OUT OF
HIS WAY TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT AGAIN.
FIRST,
FOR THE LOSS OF YOUR TOOTH, SANTA HAS LEARNED THAT YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERRED FOR
MONITARY RECOMPENSE AS OF YET. WELL, MY
GOOD FRIEND THE TOOTH FAIRY HAS HELPED MAKE THIS SIMPLE. ALL YOU NEED DO IS USE MY GOOD FRIENDS WEB
SITE AND SEND MS. FAIRY A NOTE ABOUT YOUR RECENT LOSS. THIS IS THE ONLY PROPER WAY TO GREIVE FOR
YOUR LOSS. PLEASE USE THE MACHINE IN
THE CONFERENCE ROOM AND THE URL ON THE SECOND PAGE AND FILL OUT YOUR "NOTE"
NOW...[The Online Tooth Fairy]
NOW
THAT YOU HAVE REGISTERED FOR RECOMPENSE, SANTA ASKS YOU TO OPEN UP PACKAGE (1) AND SPRINKLE LIBERALLY UNDER YOUR
PILLOW... [Candy Money]
NOW,
THAT TAKES CARE OF THE REIMBURSEMENT FOR YOUR LOSS. HOWEVER, SANTA WANTS TO HELP MAKE SURE THAT THIS SORT OF INCIDENT
DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN. PLEASE OPEN
PACKAGE NUMBER (2) AS PART OF YOUR NEW PREVENTION STRATEGY. [Giant Toothbrush]
NOW,
SANTA HAS HELPED YOU DEAL WITH YOUR LOSS...
HE
HAS COMPENSATED YOU FOR YOUR LOSS...
HE
HAS EVEN PROVIDED YOU THE MEANS BY WHICH TO AVOID THIS SORT OF PROBLEM IN THE
FUTURE.
BUT,
THAT'S NOT ALL. NO, THAT'S NOT ALL.
YOU
HAVE LOST A WISDOM TOOTH! THAT'S NOT
JUST ANY TOOTH...
SANTA
DID A QUICK REVIEW OF YOUR YEAR AND WAS QUITE CONCERNED WITH WHAT HE
FOUND. AFTER ALL, EVEN WITH ALL YOUR
WISDON TEETH YOU HAVE MANAGED TO:
1)
CONTINUE
TO WORK FOR HOFFMAN ON GENOA
2)
JUMP
OUT OF A PERFECTLY GOOD AIRPLANE
3)
TAKE
UP COLLECTING TIVO PLAYERS THAT YOU CAN'T USE
4)
TAKE
A "VACATION" TO ICELAND IN THE WINTER
THIS
SORT OF BEHAVIOR HAS SANTA VERY CONCERNED...
THESE SORT OF ACTIVITIES WITH ALL YOUR WISDOM TEETH!!!
SO,
SANTA HAS FOUND THE PERFECT LAST GIFT TO HELP COMPENSATE... OPEN PACKAGE (3) AND MERRY CHISTMAS!!!!
[Dinosaur Tooth]
GIVEN YOUR RECENT BEHAVIOR...
SANTA
THOUGHT HE BETTER REPLACE THAT WISDOM TOOTH, AND NOT WITH JUST ANY TOOTH. SANTA WENT OUT HIS WAY TO FIND THE LARGEST,
OLDEST, AND WISEST TOOTH HE COULD.
SANTA RECOMMENDS YOU HAVE IT DRILLED AND WEAR IT AS A NECLACE, ESPECIALLY
WHEN YOU BEGIN TO GET THESE ABNORMAL VACATION IMPULSES...