Dear Jennifer,
Santa can only say how pleased he is to see the
contribution that you continue to make to that pitiful company that you work
for. If it were not for you and your
holding up the entire technical staff, I think that the company would have gone
under years ago. And how you manage to
put up with Hoffman and keep him from bungling up everything that he touches is
just amazing.
You deserve more than Santa could possibly give you
this year. You are an amazing person
and an inspiration for all human-kind.
All of us here (in the world) appreciate the honor to share time with
you and humbly request that you continue to grace us with your presence,
leadership, and inspiration!
Please accept this DVD player as a token of our
appreciation and worship of you…
God bless you Ms. Lautenschlager!