Wake up Jennifer, you are having a dream!
OK, Now let’s get serious…
Another year has passed and Santa must say that he is
very concerned about you! Last year
Santa brought you a dinosaur tooth to try and replace the wisdom teeth that you
had lost. This was not a strong suite
for you anyway and with the loss of your teeth, Santa was very concerned that
things like jumping out airplanes or hang-gliding might continue. To Santa’s astonishment, it did little good
as evidenced by your choosing Eastern Europe as a “vacation spot”, purchasing
kittens as companions, becoming addicted to Survivor Africa, and volunteering
to work with VanB on Active Templates!
Well, Santa is about to give up on you as a lost soul…
but will give it one more try. Now, obviously your lack of wisdom and
judgment make you incapable of making decisions for yourself so, Santa will try
to help you with your next round of choices…
First, your travel selections. Open present (1)……………………[Children's Travel book: "My World: A First Look at the World"]
It is Santa’s hope that you can now begin to do a
little more detailed research when selecting your next vacation spot.
Second, your kittens.
It is clear that you are desiring more companionship than you currently
enjoy, however, to keep your apartment liveable and your apartment manager
sane, and to cater to your frequent traveling, your next present was
specifically selected to give you a feeling of warmth and companionship. Please apply liberally around your house. Open present (2)………[Kitten sticker book]
Next, Survivor. This coupled with your recent
“thrillseeking” experiences leads Santa to believe you are destined to try out
for the next Survivor Antarctica series.
Santa is no dummy and is sure that he can’t talk you out of it. However, he can help you prepare! Open present (3)………["The Worst-Case Scenario" Survival Game]
Lastly, we have AcT and VanB. Unfortunately, you have already committed to
this course of action. Santa can see
only one legal and non-violent option that might help you survive this
activity. Open present (3)…[Bubble shooter] Try it out (NOW) and try it out often. Santa hopes that this will help improve
your outlook on life 8-)
Well, that’s it from Santa this year. He can only hope that you straighten
yourself out by next year or he’s afraid that a bag of coal might be his only
recourse.
Have a happy holiday and… GOOD LUCK!
Santa…