A MESSAGE FROM SECRET SANTA
TO DOUG
Doug,
We all know what a great
foose ball player you are, however I feel there are a few things you need for
your comfort and others.
First of all a pair of socks,
to be used every time you play, for the benefit of people passing behind you
and the furniture. Striking innocent bystanders/players with your shoes on can
be very painful.
Second this roll of gauze,
that can be used to bind up your bent fingers and also can be used by your
fellow players to gag you when you get to boisterous.
Santa has also included some
super glue; you can use it to stick your opponent’s hands to the paddles so
they can not move
He has also included a new
Lego model, so you do not get bored during the times between your foose ball
playing.