A MESSAGE FROM SECRET SANTA

TO DOUG

Doug,

We all know what a great foose ball player you are, however I feel there are a few things you need for your comfort and others.

First of all a pair of socks, to be used every time you play, for the benefit of people passing behind you and the furniture. Striking innocent bystanders/players with your shoes on can be very painful.

Second this roll of gauze, that can be used to bind up your bent fingers and also can be used by your fellow players to gag you when you get to boisterous.

Santa has also included some super glue; you can use it to stick your opponent’s hands to the paddles so they can not move

He has also included a new Lego model, so you do not get bored during the times between your foose ball playing.