Atlanta Office "Secret Santa" Gift Summary for 2003
Watch the Prolog (13M, 3:30)
You might notice that most of this year's notes have some kind of swipe at Sherry
in them. You might wonder why. Well, last year, Sherry drew her own name and got herself
something nice. BAD Sherry. This year, we made her pay.
Theme: Bad Habits
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- "Potty Mouth" pins for the whole office
- One special pin for Alicia: "I'm one of those BAD THINGS that happen to good people."
- Plaque: a smiling cartoon bunny, flipping 2 birds, saying "please knock first,
and then go screw yourself."
- Picture for her car window of an old woman flipping a bird.
- Book: "Communicating Effectively for Dummies"
- Chapter 14: "Oh, No! I Have to Do a Presentation!"
- Tea Set
- Cleaning Materials
Theme: Angelo eats too much meat.
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- Box, with fixins for vegetarian black-eyed peas:
- Black-Eyed Peas
- 1 Onion
- 1 Green Pepper
- Bag of Carrots
- Various Spices and Seasonings
- Box with bad stuff for meat lovers, including:
- Chick-Fil-A Coupon Calendar
- Box of Pre-Cooked Microwaveable Bacon
Theme: Physical Fitness
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- Toy Bike
- Musical Twister game
- Motorized Stabile with villains chasing Kevin, including
- Osama Bin Laden
- P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs
- KKK Klansman (under the hood was a picture of Sherry)
Theme: New Job
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- Container to help him move
- Ugly Tie
- Starbucks gift card
- Red Stapler
Theme: Prague Survival Kit
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- Map of Prague
- Frommer's Guide to Prague
- Push Pins
- Czech Phrasebook
- Hershey Bar
- Toilet Paper
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- C'More Bunz doll
- Chocolate Santa coins
Theme: Lost Wallets
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- Christmas Card, with handwritten note
- A wallet he can't lose: a huge leather wallet with heavy chain
Theme: Sherry drew her own name... again!! Or did she?
Watch the Video!! (20M, 5:12)
- A collection of tacky things, as if Sherry had bought them for herself, including:
- Hideous picture frame, with Picture of Sherry & friend and the Pyramids
- Purple Fish
- Toys to make a Coffee Table with
Theme: Mike's new car is a funny little thing.
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- No name was on the gift - just a picture of "Chicken Little"
- Little tiny licence plate
- Soccer Ball
- Hamster Wheel
- Toy Car (Which looks AMAZINGLY like Mike's new car)
- Barbie Doll
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- Waterproof Duffel
- Rubber Duckies
- Book: "I Wish I Had Duck Feet"
- Plans for a 10ft folding boat
That was the end of the *regular* Secret Santa party...
Watch The End (2M, 0:38)
... but we weren't quite done. Jennifer missed the party, so she opened her gifts on 5 January.
No one brought a camera to Jennifer's gift opening, and when I tried to get a picture later,
Jennifer decided to be petulant and not cooperate.
Watch the Video!! (33M, 8:50)
- Iron Bar
- "Pete the Parrot"
- Blue's Clues Handy Dandy Notebook
- Toy Laptop Computer